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Gw Bayou dan mungkin sebagian orang udah tau kalo gw kerja full time sebagai ilustrator di sebuah perusahaan di Bandung.
Gw juga seorang mangaka, doujinka, penulis [wannabe], dan blogger yg [semoga] lumayan aktif.
Ini adalah blog gw yg berisi segala macem curhatan geje, bawelan ngaco, dan omongan konyol tentang kehidupan gw sehari-hari.
Kalo mau tau, silahkan lanjut membaca isi blog ini. Kalo ngga, gw juga ga maksa kok. ^^
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Bayou
Gw selalu dikenal dengan otak BL gw yang selalu berhubungan dengan sesuatu yang mesum. Gw juga ga malu2 ngakuin kalo gw emang pervert sejati.Tapi pernahkah ada yang bertanya, darimana kemesuman gw berasal?Dan kalo gw mau nyalahin seseorang yang bikin gw jadi omes sekarang ini adalah : Babe gw!Yup! Beliau adalah tersangka utamanya!Why?It started a long, long time ago...There was a little girl who lived happily with her Mommy, Daddy, and her little sister.One day, when her Mommy was away, the little girl was playing with her little sister and saw a balloonman.The sisters begged their Daddy to bought them balloons to play.But the father refused.Dissapointed, the little sister started to cry while the little girl pouted.To ease them both, their Daddy gave them something else to play instead...A condom...Astaga dragon...
Kalo diinget2 lagi sekarang... kayaknya ada yang ga beres sama Babe gw sampe dia ngasih kondom ke anak umur 7 dan 5 tahun buat main. Eswete begete ga seeh??Dulu mah gw ma dede gw kagak tau apa tuh yang namanya kondom. Yang gw tau, benda itu berwarna sedikit kelabu transparan, berbau karet, genyal, berminyak, dan bisa ditiup seperti balon...WAIDAMINIT!Try to rewind that for a few sec...*bunyi video diputer balik*Doesn't that mean that my first BLOW JOB was when I was 7 YEARS OLD???Ahahahahahaha... ok, that was one of a sick joke...Well, pas Emak gw pulang, kaget lah dia ngeliat anak2 perempuannya keketawaan sambil main2 sama kondom yang udah ditiup. Dan disita lah itu kondom dari tangan gw sama dede gw, terus Babe gw langsung kena semprot.Oh, the story didn't end just like that.Salahnya kalo anak2 cuma dilarang untuk melakukan sesuatu tanpa diberi penjelasan yang cukup meyakinkan adalah... mereka bakal melakukan hal yang sama karena mereka sama sekali ngga ngerasa bersalah melakukannya.And so do me, eh, I.Kondom stok Emak Babe gw abis dipake buat main balon air buat timpuk2an (berhubung bahan kondom tipis dan gampang pecah). Udah gitu pake ngajak anak2 tentangga buat maen, lagi. Pas para orang tua mereka liat 'balon' apa yang dipergunakan untuk main... itu anak2 ditarikin satu persatu dan disuruh pulang dan langsung diperintah buat nyuci mulut mereka. Hahahaha!!!Haah... masa kecil yang menarik bukan?So, I think you guys know now how I started to became a pervert...Labels: Childhood, funny, neighbors
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Begitulah komen temen gw dengan dodolnya waktu itu...Ceritanya udah lama banget seh, pas gw masih kuliah. Waktu itu gw mo pulang bareng sama temen gw. Di parkiran motor, gw dengan terpaksa bersusah payah mengeluarkan motor gw yang terhimpit diantara lautan motor2 lain. Curigana mah motor2 itu disusun ulang dengan didempet2in biar bisa masuk lebih banyak sama tukang parkirnya, sampek pada nempel dah tuh setang motor satu sama lain. Terpaksa gw kudu berusaha ekstra keras buat nggeser2 lagi motor2 samping kiri-kanan motor gw yang setangnya pada nempel, begitu agak lowong, gw tarik bokong motor gw ampe dia keluar dikit. Karena sempit, terpaksa gw naekin tuh motor terus kaki gw ngais2 tanah buat mundur.Temen gw yang ngeliat gw berjuang sekuat tenaga ngeluarin motor sampek ngos2an dan keringetan segede2 jagung komentar;Temen A : "Kenapa ga dinyalain aja sih, Bay? Pake gigi mundur gitu..."Gw (Tadinya bete jadi ketawa ngakak. Mas2 lain yg lagi ngeluarin motor juga senyum2 dikulum gitu nahan ketawa) : "Loe kira mobil ada gigi mundurnya!"Temen A (dia ga percaya) : "Hah? Kok ga ada gitu sih?"Gw : "Ya iya laah! Motor pan rodanya cuma dua! Ya susah lah nyeimbangin motornya kalo jalannya mundur."Dan temen gw cuma manggut2 bloon gitu...Di lain hari, pas gw jalan bareng sama temen yang lain ke toko buku, sembari ngeluarin motor dari parkiran, gw ceritain tuh kejadian waktu itu.Gw (sambil keketawaan) : "Si A dodol deh, masa dia nyuruh gw ngeluarin motor pake gigi mundur, emang mobil!"Temen B : "Loh? Emang motor ga ada gigi mundurnya?"Gw (Jatoh ngejengkang sambil gugulutukan keluar parkiran motor) : "Ya iya laaah!! Motor ada gigi mundurnya cuma bikin cilaka orang tau! Elo kira gampang nyeimbangin motor kalo jalannya mundur??"Temen gw manggut2 keki...Nah, baru2 ini neeeh... Gw cerita lagi ma seseorang soal ini, dan orang itu berkata, "Serius lu motor ga ada gigi mundurnya...?"Eswete begete dah...Labels: Jokes, people
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Copied this from my Journal in DA, edited it so it's more fitting to put here. Disregarding the Islam content, please try to open your mind and self reflect to our own actions. It began from an act of a certain person who drew Prophet Muhammad S.A.W. in a very inappropriate manner. Or should I say in a very disgusting manner. And submitted it in DeviantArt.All Muslim must know (or maybe some of other religion believers might know) that it's strictly forbidden just to try to draw Prophet Muhammad's face, moreover to draw him in a devilish like as if he was some kind of Satan's descendant or something. Not to mention that the person accusing him as a child rapist and a murderer. This is outrageous and unacceptable.Ok, let's consider that this is a right for freedom of speech and express oneself, like some people said for justification. But a right is not right if it's stepping on other people's right. If you get what I mean. Freedom means you can do whatever you wish; freedom also means you can speak whatever you want. But you don't have the right to claim that freedom if you're violating others. Living in society is not about doing everything you wanted to do, but also tolerating others. If you can't do that, just dig your own hole and stick your sorry self in it and stay there forever.Some say that Muslims are terrorists. But can you judge hundreds of millions of Muslims in the world just with the radical act of a small group of people? Don't you think if we are all terrorists, the world would be ours? We will dominate the earth and each and every single of you would be forced to enter Islam, to be a Muslim. And let's tore down all other religion's place of worship except mosques along the way, shall we? Ridiculous thought, huh? Even I don't like that kind of thinking. The basic of Islam is tolerance. But some radical Islam believers must take the wrong meaning of Quran or Hadits contents or bend the meaning in a very extreme way. Just to justify their actions. Using the false interpretation to correct their false ways. Same thing like convincing others about bad things about Islam, don't you think? By quoting other people's words and misleading people by it. I say, without belittling other religions, that there must be some small group of people who have extreme beliefs about their religion. Extreme to the point of thinking that other people who doesn't think like they are, is a sinner. And they all must die.I would laugh on thoughts like this. Having the same religion doesn't mean you also think the same. Even though it's sad for those people who really taking extreme action for their beliefs and causing casualties. These kinds of misguided stupid action from the radical Muslim that led the misunderstanding for all who have very little knowledge about Islam. Tolerate others, not only in Islam, but isn't that the basic thing taught in society? Well, at least it was taught in my society; my family, the place I grew. In Indonesia, we have Moral education taught since the first grade in elementary school until high school, even in college as basic lecture. Even though we Indonesians always think that it's not important - so we sometimes belittle that subject - but realizing it or not, some of the lesson has embroidered in our heart and mind. I think that's why we are the only Muslim country that has very high tolerance to other religions. Yes, we are the only country that celebrates the most religious holidays. We celebrate 5... no, 6 different religions important days every year.I won't deny that we also have human rights violation issues like; radical religion, terrorism, and tribal war. Well, tell me which country doesn't? Even a strong liberal country like America has their own human rights problems.But once again, it's all about tolerance. Some people might not understand what that means, but I'm sure there are many others who really understand the meaning and can appreciate others. Especially for a very delicate matter such as religions.And last, I'm very thankful and proud to all of the people in DA who defend the Muslim's rights against that inappropriate thing-I-don't-even-want-to-call-it-art. They all fought for it until it was finally deleted. Even though it was deleted by the reason of art theft, not for the Hate art issue.I think this is not just an Islam issue, this is just ONE of the samples from rights discriminating. Who cares whether you're a Muslims, Christians, Buddhists, Hindus, or other religion believers, or even an Atheists? Your actions are all that counts. The individual action that you've done by your own free will is the one that separate you from being a good person, or a lousy scum of the society.Labels: arts, human rights, religions
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